Blorbo (the pink thing) was going to spend all its money on blackjack and hookers, but has instead lost ALL of its money to irresponsible gambling!!!!

Can YOU help the poor (hehe) little pink creature make some quick cash before taxes are due while being chased by the cops? (shock!?)

Controls:

- WASD/Arrows to move

- Shift to sprint (started only while on ground!)

- a fancy shmancy double jump! (do NOT ask why it can do that)

a blorbo fun fact!

it is every gender, every single one, because, (this will shock you so be ready...), it ated them all. how dare.

genderfull one could say

This game was made for the SoloDevelopment New Years Jam 2026, AND my first solo project :D

Special Shoutout to cooltext.com for consistantly being the funniest thing ever

Music and SFX sourced from opengameart.org, i didnt do any of the sound or music stuff idk how yet lol

https://opengameart.org/content/chase

https://opengameart.org/content/boings

https://opengameart.org/content/light-machine-gun

https://opengameart.org/content/spin

https://opengameart.org/content/sad-song-i

https://opengameart.org/content/intensely-curious

https://opengameart.org/content/victory-fanfare-short